Sonofabitch.

"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin) 04/05/2018 at 14:38 • Filed to: None

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My wife and kids are in St. Louis this week doing fun stuff for spring break. It’s cold there. It was warm in her car. There was a bug on the inside of the windshield. She tried to kill it.

Yes, my wife hulk smashed her windshield from the drivers seat to kill a fucking gnat. Goddamnit.

Noah - Now with more boost. > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 14:44

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Fucks’ sake.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 14:44

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Jeeesus. I wouldn’t want to piss your wife off

crowmolly > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 14:44

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Ring hit?

benjrblant > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 14:45

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That’s an expensive gnat.

Chariotoflove > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 14:49

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On a positive note, maybe the kids will now stop antagonizing her from the back seat.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 14:50

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Tell them to go to the City Museum (if they haven’t already).

Censored > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 14:50

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City Museum on the list? If not, it should be.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 14:50

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That’s gnat gonna be cheap...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 14:52

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I need a new windshield, I’ll give that a shot.

Ash78, voting early and often > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 14:58

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Tell her if she sees a bug on the glass inside the Gateway Arch, please just let it go.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 14:58

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I did Gnat see that coming

ttyymmnn > Ash78, voting early and often 04/05/2018 at 15:00

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Or the ISS.

ttyymmnn > Censored 04/05/2018 at 15:01

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That place is absolutely off the hook. We went last summer and could have spent three days there.

ttyymmnn > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/05/2018 at 15:01

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This really deserves more stars.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 15:02

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IS this a humble brag on the size of your wifes ring and the strength of your wife?

Mercedes Streeter > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 15:13

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If I tried that I’d probably break my hand. Holy crap your wife could probably kick my butt. :O That’s gnat going to be cheap!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 15:27

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Kung-fu grip

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 15:29

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yikes, insurance claim? we have full glass coverage with a 0 dollar deductible through progressive. its come in handy

Wacko > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 15:51

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she use a Gun to kill the bug?

PartyPooper2012 > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 15:51

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Start telling people your wife drives an armored car. It would be even more impressive ;-)

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 17:52

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Wow, you really hated that bug!

coqui70 > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/05/2018 at 21:56

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Don’t piss her off.

pip bip - choose Corrour > mkbruin, Atlas VP 04/06/2018 at 06:42

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i’m guessing with her shoe?